{"product_id":"feel-free-to-dress-slutty-at-my-funeral-graphic-tee","title":"Feel Free to Dress Slutty at My Funeral Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable as a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eT-shirt, Long Sleeve, or Crewneck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who appreciate unapologetic dark humor, this graphic tee says it all. Featuring the bold statement \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Feel Free to Dress Slutty at My Funeral, It’s What I Would Have Wanted,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this design is perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and a love for conversation-starting graphic tees. Printed with a premium DTF transfer for vibrant color and lasting durability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, and Crewneck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium DTF printed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, comfortable feel for everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProfessionally pressed in-house\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMultiple color options available\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out\u003cbr\u003e• Wash with like colors\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble dry low\u003cbr\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e• Do not iron directly on the design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEvery item is professionally made to order. Please allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your order ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eReturns:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWe accept returns within 15 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Customized or personalized products are not eligible for return unless they arrive damaged or incorrect. 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